Sex and the City 2! I know women and children all over the country are going bonkers over the new movie. They are especially crazy in New York because every girl living in a 200 mile radius of Manhattan feels they are Sarah Jessica Parker. As men beat their heads into a wall having to deal with another summer of Sex and the City I am here to tell you fear not! This could be the best news since hearing “The A-Team” was being released.

The thing is, men see Batman and think one of two things. They can rob a bank with war paint on their face or they can construct a cape that will help them fly the streets and keep the city safe at night. All people are like that. We see something we love on the silver screen, we tend to mimic it. Women love Sex and the City. What is Sex and the City? It’s a show turned movie about 4 women that if they existed in real life would be considered the 4 easiest women on the planet.  Chalk one up for the drunk dude who hasn’t gotten laid in the year 2010 yet! This one’s for you! Yeah, by the end of June you won’t see most of these girls out on the town anymore because they will no doubt bankrupt themselves on shoes and hand bags they see in the movie, but for a solid month they will find it OK to meet a guy on the first night and sleep with him. That is, as long as over brunch the next day they can give a witty reason why they did it to their other girl friends. “He said he was French! I later learned he just eats French fries for lunch every day! Ha Ha!” Or “He had an eye patch and a fake leg. You all know how sexy I find Johnny Depp in those pirate movies!” “And you do love rum! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Ladies, you do know a gay man is the head writer right? Libido and morality of a man, fashion sense of a woman. Why do you think they’re so classy and fashionable but end up having sexual relations three times with 4 different men in a half hour episode? It’s simple math really.

At the end of the day, everyone is really a winner with this movie. Women get to see their favorite fab foursome in action then get to pretend to be them. Men get to sit back and enjoy the ride. I guess the only loser in this situation is the guy in a relationship. He doesn’t get to take advantage of the moral depravity and will most likely get dragged to the theater to see the movie. Sucks to be you guy.