Where in the World is Jimmy Fenimore? (To the Carmen Sandiego Music)

Posted by Jimmy Fenimore at 7/28/2009 8:22 PM
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"Guess who's back. Back again. Guess who's back. Tell a friend."

Hey! How are you? I'm good thanks. A lot has happened since the last time we met. In my life, in the real world, hopefully in your life. Well, despite my hardest attempt at getting a job in broadcasting, I had to get a real job. Sure, I'd still love to be on television or the radio, but for now I was just concentrating on work. For those e-mails from friends, family, and readers about missing me, the feeling is mutual. For those of you who could care less about me? Trust me when I say the feeling is more than mutual. So here I am, back in the saddle but in a different role. Like I told you, I have a real job now and real responsibilities. That being said, I won't be able to post my usual 4-8 articles daily. I can assure you I will post at least once a day and it will be more of my original pieces than me just doing color commentary on stupid athletes, politicians, foreigners and Americans alike. So without further ado, we will play the "What in the world is Jimmy Fenimore doing?!"

Since we last met I moved into the city. I won't tell you exactly where because I can't deal with being stalked by my crazy fans... all three of you that have read my "Where are they now" article 1,209,298 times. I hope you're finally caught up on the Savages. It's been a good time and has yielded me very little sleep. Every weekend I say I'm going to have a nice relaxing couple of days and catch up on my rem. Every weekend turns into a bigger "S" show than the last. Good times. Who knew being twenty something and living in the city would be so much fun? The writers of friends. That's who! 

I went to Europe for almost three weeks. Michael Jackson, Steve McNair, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, and Arturo Gotti all died while I was out of the country. Like I always suspected, when I leave, everything goes to hell. Other than those unfortunate deaths, Europe was pretty cool. Obama is kind of a big deal there. Speaking of, I was in Rome for the G-8. No. I wasn't there to protest it. It just happened by coincidence. The morning I was supposed to go to the Vatican, we got held up because Obama was driving by our hotel.  I was so close I could have spit on his car. Some people that read this probably think I did. Those of you who know me, know I don't believe in spitting.

As for the future of the blog, I do plan on being here to entertain you for a small portion of your work day. Now that I am in an office setting, I understand why some of you appreciated my blogs. (Even if they couldn't pass an 8th grade english class.) So as unemployment rises, as the economy drops further, and as more people drop dead, I will be here. Guiding you through the dark times. I'm not being the hero. I'm being something else. Something more. With that being said, I can use your help. Always up for story ideas and guest writers. Please e-mail me. JimmyFenimore@gmail.com. Who knows, if you write something somewhat in the english language, I'll publish it. WTF do I care? It's only my name on the site, and my name has been dragged through the mud more times then the 16 year olds at warped tour after a rain shower. 

Oh yeah. Good to see you all again.


 

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