Time to hang it up Britney.

This got me thinking. It's also a sad day for America when a girl at 27 looks old, washed up, and down. Is this what it's coming to? Teenagers or nothing? I fear we are turning into Iran or something. Where people will be stalking 14 year olds, wifeing them up at 18, divorcing them at 28 and starting over. Don't get me wrong, I'd still like to "date" Ms. Spears for a 45 minute to 6 hour period, but I wouldn't sell body parts to do it anymore. Where do I go from here? Have I gotten that old that the sex symbol from my high school days is washed up? This is a defining moment in my life. When Jeter retires, all my heroes from when I was kid will have retired, and the Sex Symbol from my generation will be gone. Where do I go from there? I can't start looking at Miley Cyrus, that girl is like 12! You can be locked up for just thinking about her in that sort of way! Should I call it quits? Just give up? Move to Africa and help Sangalan children build a school? I don't know. I'm lost. Just as news was getting better with the Stock Market going up, I see these pictures. A dark day for America. A dark day indeed.

today i passed a billboard for this and i laughed on the inside. circus just isn't a serious word, in my opinion
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