Time to hang it up Britney.



It hurts me deeply to say this, but it's time to throw the towel in. I'm sure her Circus tour will sell out everywhere and she will make boat loads of money. So what. That picture is only the start. Check out more
here. Watching her now is like watching a once great hitter walk up to the plate and strike out on three pitches, not coming close to one of them. In fact, it's a celebration when he fouls one off. No good. I would never tell someone when to retire, if people are willing to pay you, God bless. But at this point my dear, you are a shell of your former self and you have officially tarnished your sex symbol image.
This got me thinking. It's also a sad day for America when a girl at 27 looks old, washed up, and down. Is this what it's coming to? Teenagers or nothing? I fear we are turning into Iran or something. Where people will be stalking 14 year olds, wifeing them up at 18, divorcing them at 28 and starting over. Don't get me wrong, I'd still like to "date" Ms. Spears for a 45 minute to 6 hour period, but I wouldn't sell body parts to do it anymore. Where do I go from here? Have I gotten that old that the sex symbol from my high school days is washed up? This is a defining moment in my life. When Jeter retires, all my heroes from when I was kid will have retired, and the Sex Symbol from my generation will be gone. Where do I go from there? I can't start looking at Miley Cyrus, that girl is like 12! You can be locked up for just thinking about her in that sort of way! Should I call it quits? Just give up? Move to Africa and help Sangalan children build a school? I don't know. I'm lost. Just as news was getting better with the Stock Market going up, I see these pictures. A dark day for America. A dark day indeed. 
 

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  • 3/5/2009 12:15 AM steph wrote:
    today i passed a billboard for this and i laughed on the inside. circus just isn't a serious word, in my opinion
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