Yankees vs. USA!
A woman calls 911 THREE times because McDonalds was out of McNuggets. She is now locked up. Take it from me. I know when you really want something to eat, and have your mind set on something like McNuggets, you need those damn McNuggets. So freaking out at the counter would have been cool. But calling 911? Come on. There are much greater things 911 needs to deal with. Such as the other day Subway was out of wheat bread. How are you out of wheat bread! It's like the most used bread ever! You are a sub shop! Get your damn act together Jared. How the hell are Americans going to lose 200 lbs like you did without wheat bread! Link of the Mc911er.
After listening to it, this lady is right. They wouldn't refund her money. They promised her nuggets, she paid for nuggets, but there's no nuggets! Give her the damn money back! That is criminal! She got arrested for this? That's a joke. I hope whoever arrested her gets canned.
In Fort Worth Texas guards are being charged with having sex with inmates. I don't really see a problem here. Unless the Judge specifically said "Not only are you doing 3-6 years in prison, you can have no contact with other human beings or animals (after all, they are criminals, who knows what their into.)" If you have a consenting guard, and a consenting inmate, why not let them bump uglies? It's my experience when people are having "physical" relationships, they tend to be happy and less violent. I would think this is a good practice for prisons. Instead of making a jail house shiv to kill a rival inmate, you get to use your shiv for other things. Ohhhh! Who says inmates and guards can't get along?
You may have heard about this crap. And it really ticks me off. Some actors went to Iran, yes THAT Iran to talk to leaders about God knows what. Now, I'm not sure Iran is considered an "Enemy of the State" but if it is, isn't this treason? By law, you're not allowed to visit an enemy country unless you are an elected official charged with the duty by the government. Not to mention, who the hell do these people think they are? You want to send Deniro? Fine. Pacino? Let's do it. Nobody messes with those two. Who do they send? Annette Bening? Are you serious? She hasn't been relevant since 1990, and even then, the jury is still out. If Iran thinks we're a country made of people like this, they will be sending bombs over here in no time. We have to let them know NOBODY is like these softies. Send 50 Cent over there, let them think we're all gangsta's with bullet proof vests, AK47's and hummers. They will want no part of us. I also love how these actors stick up for Iran and Venezuela. We should start treating them the way those countries treat their people. Watch how quick they scurry back to La La land. Get a real job and be quiet. All to self important actors.
When I saw this story, I was shocked. Then I realized it happened in Washington State. Kind of par for the course up there. A mother took a baseball bat and nailed a sex offender with it. (This is not the shocking part.) She got three months in jail. (That was.) She accused him of molesting her daughters, (I don't think he actually did) and struck him with the bat. Three months in jail? I say, if you're a sex offender. I mean a real one. Not someone who was 19 and their girlfriend was 17. ::Cough Cough::. I'm talking one of these real low lives that goes after children. I think you should be fair game as a pinata for the rest of your natural life. In fact, I think the kids you abused should get the first cracks, then they get to be the one to blind fold and spin the participants. (My reason for this is, they can really not spin them and put the blind fold on loose if you know what I mean). But, Washington is ass backwards and lucky they're still part of the Union. Unfortunately, they are closer to the D.C. mentality then we are. Swing batter batter batter.
So this has been making some news lately. In Maine some half genius, half deranged guy opened a topless coffee shop. Having both men and women servers, it's an equal opportunity pectoral showcase. At first, I loved the idea. If the coffee was good anyway. I mean, boobs are great and all, but nothing makes up for a bad cup of coffee. There is one major flaw in this little plan. Coffee spills, it splashes and it burns...bad. After a week of working at this place, you're not going to want to look at any of these people with all their 2nd degree burns and welts on their bodies. I say, nice initiative man, but the plan is flawed. Keep thinking outside the box though. I'd like to see topless bank tellers. That may get me to put my money back in the vault. Coffee + Boobs = well I don't know what it equals.
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