FNC: A man from President Obama's hometown of Chicago has been arrested for allegedly sending Obama and his staff envelopes containing HIV-infected blood, in the hopes of killing or harming them.  It's only the second time ever that HIV-infected blood has been sent with malicious intent through the U.S. mail system, a spokesman for the U.S. Postal Inspection Service said.

Well, well, well. Look at what we got here. I was talking to a friend yesterday and she brought up someone freaking out about a possible Obama assassination due to the economy. I said that would be the most thought out, rational assassination in the history of this country. If you look back, we have a guy who was pissed he didn't get a job for the President. Someone who thought he was fighting on behalf of the communist cause, or against the communist cause. I think that one is still up in the air. An attempt on Reagan because someone wanted to get the attention of Jodi Foster so they would fall in love. No, really. You didn't know that? Jodi Foster! She was cute back then, but not worth killing for. The one that actually makes the most sense was Lincoln. You had a guy who loved the south and hated the North. He had actually planned on a kidnapping the President but the war was over. So he conspired to kill Lincoln, The VP and the Sec. of State. As horrible as it was, it was the most rational and made the most sense. So I can't see someone attacking Obama with gun fire because he spends money like a drunken sailor. Can't see it.

However, for arguments sake, let's look at this plan. For starters, everything that gets sent to government buildings goes through a factory where any DNA in letters dies. True. Second, blood with HIV living outside the body I think only survives a few days at most. So, I hope this guy over-nighted it. Three, somehow the blood would have had to entered Obama's body. Good luck getting him to actually read your letter. Fourth, if Magic Johnson can live forever with HIV, I'm pretty sure Obama will live longer if he gets HIV.  Actually, I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive!