Rumbles on a Thursday
Have you heard about the Chimp that almost killed the woman? I heard the 911 call. I swear I think the 911 operator was laughing. Don't believe me? You can listen to it here. Be careful at work. It's loud.
How man times have I said Terminator will come to life? How often have I warned you that machines will soon attack us? Well guess what peeps. Now, it's a real danger. I'm serious! Fine, I'll drop you the link. But you better read it. This is serious! Click me if you want to live.
Boddog put it's baseball over/under up already. You can't bet yet, but it's worth a peek. I would take the over on Seattle at 72.5, but they burned me bad last year. So I stay away. Yankees at 96? I'll take the under. Cubs 94.5? Again, under. Mets at 90.5. Hmm, I think I like the over there. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner.
My friend Jim sent me this site last night. Hilarious. He claims his soon to be wife deserves the credit. I'd like to believe him, but he is one of those annoying skinny people that can eat 4,000 calories in one sitting and lose weight from all the chewing he was doing. I'm convinced he is making a move on a few of these things. I'd say the Heart attack on the second page was my favorite, but one fried egg? Please man. That's a rookie move. So I will have to say the Turbaconucken and the Garbage Plate were my favorites. I think Jim liked those too. If someone wants to cook one of those up, I'm sure I can get him to try and eat the whole thing. JimmyFenimore@gmail.com.
So, a friend had this site in her away message. Apparently, all the tweeners have been reading it for a while. (Tweener= Someone who is too big for the 3 and too small for the 4 or someone between the ages of teenager and twenty something) I don't know what their problem is. Why keep it a secret? It's awesome. This site is a place anyone can go and write a short, very short blurb about why their life sucks. Most of it's funny. Don't believe me? Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
It's great, but very addictive. I suggest pulling yourself away after three pages. Fifty bucks to whoever figured out what the FML means! (Sarcasm)
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