I am recession proof. It's true.
So the big news today is Brett Favre will retire. I'm sad because he's my all time favorite. Has been since I was a kid. But I knew it wouldn't last long, so now the Jets can focus on the future. ESPN reports that the Jets are going to draft Mark "The Dirty" Sanchez from USC. Eh, I could care less. If you care more about this story, turn on the TV, or go to any web site. Sign Warner and trade for Boldin! What?!
You know how I know for a fact steroids aren't a big deal? Tejada pleads guilty in court to lying or whatever. Nobody cares. Done deal. It's February, people are bored, people need something to talk about. So we go after A-Rod. Rightfully so. At the end of the day, no one cares. Well, maybe YOU care.
Japan is telling people Ichiro is going to pitch in the World Baseball Classic. Uh, what? I know he has a cannon, but it's not like Japan is Italy or England where Baseball isn't prevalent. Japan runs a real tight baseball program over there. Why would they even need Ichiro to pitch? Sources say it's a propaganda machine. I say, you don't even need it guys. Relax yourself.
If you're interested in the 1986 Mets (if you're a baseball fan you should be) check this out.
Jay-Z claims Chris Brown is a walking dead man. Beyonce must hate Rihanna. That just doesn't look right. Is that really how you spell her name? Eh. Whatever. Call me when Chris Brown ends up in the east river.
Bobby Abreu to the Angels. Nice fit. I like it.
Duke/UNC tonight! Time to forget there is basketball outside the ACC and just focus like these are the only two teams in the country. That will be no problem with Dickie V!
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