Greatest salesmen ever
For all you business majors out there, take notice. Vince could be the greatest salesmen of all time. If it wasn't for this down economy, JimmyFenimore.com would hire him to sell the site. Yes. He's that good. He doesn't really sell the products great. He sells himself. I don't even know what the products are. "The Germans, they always make good things." You're damn right Vince! I don't know what you're selling, but I'll take two! "You're gonna love my nuts!" You know what Vince? I think I am going to love your nuts. Put me down for three choppers or whatever. God I love this guy.
I was going to be him for halloween this year. I thought nobody would know who he is. By next year, I think he will finally have enough street cred for me to pull it off. What to I promote though? The sham-WOW! or the chopper thing? I may get turned away at some bars with that chopper so I will have to resort to the sham-WOW! The only thing is, I won't be able to use the pick up line "You're going to love my nuts!" Well, I guess I still can. It will just take a lot more explaining after I get slapped.
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