Times London: British Conservative Party leader David Cameron vowed Tuesday that if he were to be elected Prime Minister, he would bring an end to the era of government secrecy over UFOs and extraterrestrial activity. Speaking at one of his "Cameron Direct" public meetings, Cameron pledged that a Tory government would be "entirely open and frank" in sharing any information about alien life forms.

I'm no historian. But this is why England has gotten their ass kicked in every war since the revolution. Sure, in most of those they hitched their wagon to the U.S. of A., so "technically" they won. We both know they get destroyed though. Maybe this is why. They run their campaigns like fifth graders running for treasury. "Well, I'm good at math. I will find a way to have in the cafeteria and put Coke in the water fountains. Oh yeah! And I will try to get the UFO files released! Come on man. You're worried about space men? There are terrorists and out of line soccer fans and you are worried about E.T.? That may be a problem. That's neither here nor there. I wonder what they will find in these files...

Now, I know they can't possibly have any hard evidence. It's pretty common knowledge that aliens only fly over and land middle America in areas where the average IQ is 55. Maybe they have pictures and broken ship parts. My guess is it's going to be a VCR and the 1996 hit movie Independence Day. Oh yeah! I heard a rumor they're coming out with a sequel to that. No, seriously.