FOX:CHICAGO —  A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday. The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn't drive the squad car, Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said. Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's patrol with an actual officer ended Saturday. Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.

What a relief. They used their crack detection skills after hours upon hours to realize the kid wasn't actually a cop. I don't know what kind of operation Chicago is running here but I like it. First, you get Obama, and I think that speaks for itself. Then the true "Governator" gets busted on a wire tap trying to sell off a senate seat. He is now refusing to show up to the impeachment hearing because he is "getting treated unfairly". Dude, they heard you on tape! Now, a 14 year old throws on his halloween costume and get assigned a case. Probably the case of the corrupt community organizer. Just sayin'. 

Do any of you know a 14 year old? The funny thing about 14 year olds, they look like they're 14. It's not like some man child 17 or 18 year old high school kid we're talking about here. I'm guessing this kid has never touched a boob and now he's cruising in police cars busting up pimp rings. Get your damn house in order Chicago. Sure, you have been corrupt for- well pretty much forever. But you had good men fighting the good fight. Good men like this fella......

Thats the Chicago way!