Times London: Doctors delivered a baby girl two days after her mother, a British ice skating champion, collapsed from a fatal brain hemorrhage. Jayne Soliman was declared brain dead but doctors managed to keep her heart beating until they delivered her daughter, Aya Jayne, by Caesarean section last week. Soliman, 41, was only 25 weeks pregnant when she collapsed in her bedroom at her home in Bracknell, Berkshire, England, after going to bed with a headache. She was airlifted to the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford, but was pronounced brain dead last Wednesday evening, just hours after arriving at the hospital. Doctors said that she had suffered a brain hemorrhage caused by an aggressive tumor.

I have seen this story before. Baby born out of death and all that. Well guess what? We don't have to wait until 2012, because the world is going to end now. If there is one thing I have learned from doomsday movies it's this. It always starts with a baby and the mother is always some semi famous, kind of rich woman who dies giving birth. This lady was an ice skating champion in England. Sure, that's like being the smartest kid in special ed. But still, it kind of matches with the whole kind of famous, some what rich theory. Before we know it this kid will be playing with tarot cards predicting people dying. I always knew it would be the English that ended the world. Damn red coats.