Man waits in line to rob bank; with his mask already on.


FoX: STOW, Ohio  —  A man may have tipped his intentions when he stood in line at an Ohio bank wearing a ski mask before staging a holdup. Police in Stow near Akron say 24-year-old Feliks Goldshtein of Highland Heights was arrested minutes later on Thursday following a brief car chase. Police say the teller asked the man to take off the mask before being served. At that point the man displayed what turned out to be a toy gun and told the teller to give him all the money. Police Captain Rick Myers says it's unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank. Goldshtein was being held at the Summit County Jail Friday on charges of aggravated robbery and failure to comply with a police order. He had an afternoon court appearance scheduled.

Ohio has some pretty dumb people. This is the new Florida too. Every four years this dumb ass state is going to be decide who will be the President of the United States. Just saying. I digress. That being said, I hope they are a compassionate people. This guy should not be locked up. He had a toy gun and he actually stood in line with the mask on! I think next snow storm I'm going to do that. Then I will take out 12 dollars from my account, just to see what happens. And this Police Captain can shut it too. What does he know? This is unusual? How many times have you investigated a bank robbery? This guy was waiting in line and somehow the cops still got in a car chase with the kid. Idiots. Moral of the story here, when using a toy gun, make sure it's black. Nobody will be scared of a neon orange gun. Well, unless it's the Super Soaker million. That thing stings like a motha.

 

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