TMZ: Being dead for over 40 years or not a real person didn't stop cops at the Scottsdale, Ariz. P.D. from arresting Marilyn Monroe and Darth Vader. TMZ obtained the Scottsdale PD's most recent Weekly Arrest Report and discovered a nasty charge of indecent exposure for a 76-year-old Marilyn Jean Monroe and identity theft by a 23-year-old Darth Vader. Anakin Skywalker has officially gone to the dark side! We're told it was an innocent screw up, after the names and charges were entered during a computer systems test and wound up in the arrest log.
I don't really know what to say about this. Personally, I think some cop was just trying to have some fun. Lay off alright? I guess there is the off chance this person is a Star Wars dork who is also a conspiracy nut. Who knows? Maybe he really believes Darth Vadar is walking around on Earth. And if Marilyn Monroe was still alive there is obviously only one place she would be living. Scottsdale Arizona! After all, it's where all the witness protection people go.
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