Monday Morning Observations



It's going to be a slow three days before Christmas. The entire country is covered in snow and all the idiots on the road doing last minute shopping makes a bad recipe for safety the next two days. 

I don't mind the cold, but I hate wind chill.

The Jets suck. Two games of hope and an entire season of mediocracy. More on that later.

Paris Hilton got robbed! Say it ain't so. Is there an apostrophe in ain't? Paris needs a bailout  

To my Jewish friends. Happy Chanukah. But since there is already two different ways to spell Chanukah, can we make a third that's more "speller friendly". My spell check doesn't recognize half the ways I try to spell it. Let's just go Honika. Works for me. Even if it does look like the name of a Japanese kareoke machine.

The Angels are out of Texiera sweepstakes? Apparently, Albert Pujols is a free agent next year, as a Yankee fan, it all makes sense.I haven't confirmed that he is a free agent though. Heyman

I'm over hearing about the Shoe Thrower.

I'm not over Blago's hair yet though. Blago & his lawyer

Utah is the fastest growing state as far as population is concerned. So many jokes I can make there. Utah

If you see these two on the street, feel free to rob them at gun point. NY Post

Lose an arm? No sweat, you can grow it back. CNN

Yeah, she doesn't look like she eats meat. She's OK by PETA!

 

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