A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one. Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer  who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition. "She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail. Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read. She still can't walk, however. That will take a lot more work and, Le Trung tells the Globe and Mail, a new round of funding. He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future. But, ahem, is there more than just companionship involved? "Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

This guy lives with his parents and doesn't have a girlfriend? You're telling me this guy doesn't get it on with his robot? Come on. Why put the sensors in if you don't use them? That's how the Judgment day starts. We all thought it was because of the army constructing weapons. We were wrong. It starts from a pervert making a robot in his basement. Just know, this artificial technology will be the end of us. That or mosquito's contracting some deadly disease. Either way it's not pleasant. 

He's dropped 20 grand in this thing and it can't walk? What kind of nonsense is that? You're trying to make the perfect wife but she has Polio? That makes your life harder, not easier. Check out the video and watch up to after the 1 minute mark, that's when it gets good.