Baby Jesus: Fully loaded with GPS and Zagats.


When Baby Jesus disappeared last year from a Nativity scene on the lawn of the Wellington, Fla., community center, village officials didn't follow a star to locate him. A GPS device mounted inside the life-size ceramic figurine led sheriff's deputies to a nearby apartment, where it was found face down on the carpet. An 18-year-old woman was arrested in the theft. Giving up on old-fashioned padlocks and trust, a number of churches, synagogues, governments and ordinary citizens are turning to technology to protect holiday displays from pranks or prejudice.

Well Jesus isn't as tech savvy as the GPS in the Acuras. He doesn't come with Zagats in his GPS. When you can just drum up as much fish and wine as you want, why would you need Zagats anyway? I never took part in this, but one of the oldest holiday traditions is having someone steal baby Jesus. So everyone needs to chill out, relax and just leave this girl alone. She stole it, you got it back, she lost, you won. Why do you need to arrest her? That just comes off as running up the score. This got me thinking though? If these cops and churches are going to act like the 2007 Patriots why don't use it to your advantage? Kill two birds with one Jesus. Steal the baby Jesus, then stash it at a persons house who you don't like. So when the coppers activate the GPS locater it will lead them right to your enemy. No better way to use Christmas decorations then to settle old scores.

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