Man shoots wife during sex

Posted by Jimmy Fenimore at 12/5/2008 10:13 AM
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SPRINGFIELD, Ohio -- A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "What was he reaching for?" That's where this story gets pretty interesting. I think we're dealing with sexual deviants. Perhaps they use help from the outside. Toys, oils, etc. But then, how do you not know you're grabbing a gun? What kind of toys are you sickos working with? I've held a gun. A gun is heavy and it's metal. If they are using something in the sack that is any way close to a gun, these people are the real deal. It wouldn't shock me to see HBO start a reality series on them. At the very least they will fly them out to the Bunny Ranch so they can participate it some freaky things. JimmyFenimore.com wishes Carolyn a speedy recovery.

Oh and we're not idiots here. This story is a giant lie. He shot his wife. The end.

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