Fox News: TRENTON, N.J. —  A 72-year-old man admitted fatally stabbing a female friend 28 times in her East Windsor home after she took away the TV remote. Donald Zampini pleaded guilty to aggravated manslaughter after a jury was picked for his murder trial Tuesday. Zampini told the judge he couldn't remember stabbing Barbara Morris 28 times, but he knew that he had attacked his 63-year-old friend. Zampini, who will turn 73 this month, is from Queens, N.Y. He faces at least 15 years in prison when he's sentenced in January.

Did you know eat your food was street slang for cutting someone? Now you do. This is a horrible story and I'm just hoping this old man was loony tunes. I can't deal with being in a world where people get killed over remotes. Religion, sure. Not remotes. But let's assume he was in the right frame of mind and didn't actually stab her. Just yelled real loud. Ladies, a piece of advice if I may. Imagine if when you are watching the View or Oprah. Now think if a man was there constantly moaning about it and attempting to change the station. Fortunately, men are working at those hours. If they're not working, they're blogging. Either way, you get to watch in peace. That's how us men feel when you are changing the channel in the 4th quarter, or just as Jack Bauer is about to kill his 7th terrorist and 4th government official in the hour. It drives us crazy. So to avoid a fight, I say during those hours if you really don't want to watch, start a blog.