Gossip.com: Remember when Britney Spears just showed up at Madonna's L.A. tour stop and sorta comatose-jiggled through a halfassed duet of "Human Nature"? Well, it's payback time! We're hearing from inside musical spies that Madonna's planning on paying back her crazy little showbiz sis, Brit-Brit, and showing up at one of her upcoming concerts—too fierce and fab!

So here is what I see going down. These to wacko chicks do a show together. Arod invites Jeter to come hang out back stage. At the end of the night, Jeter adds Britney to his "been there, done that" book. That's why Jeter is a winner and Arod isn't. Arod is willing to sell out and get with Madonna just do say he had Madonna. Even if she's 47 years past her prime. Not Jeter's style. Not only does Jeter not make his move while Britney is having her epic meltdown, but he waits till she comes back stronger and better then ever. That's my man Jeter. The only way he would ever get with Madonna is if Doc pulled up in the Delorian and took him back to 1988. Other then that, he knows he's too good for her. Not even Sean Avery could get on his sloppy seconds.