Fox News: Duuuuuude! The world's oldest stash of marijuana has been found in far western China, according to an article in the Journal of Experimental Botany. An ancient Caucasian people, probably the Indo-European-speaking Yuezhi whose fair-haired mummies keep turning up in Xinjiang province, seem to have buried one of their shamans with a whopping 789 grams of high-potency pot 2,700 years ago. That's about 28 ounces of killer green bud, worth perhaps $8,000 at today's street prices, and enough to keep Harold and Kumar happy for a couple of days.

So that's how we kept the trillions of Chinese in check for all these years. If you read the blog, you know I am scared of the chinamen. I have been looking for new and exciting ways to keep them out of our business. I forgot about the oldest trick in the book. Shipping them drugs like opium and marijuana. If we get them hooked on these drugs again, the only motivation they will have is to cook up some sesame chicken and watch Saved by the Bell reruns on TBS. I'm sure Saved by the Bell hasn't aired there yet so they wouldn't even be reruns. Imagine if we were able to get just 15% of them on dope and have them just veg out all day. That's like 17 billion people. Phew. Someone put me in touch with Secretary Clinton. This plan needs to be all systems go by the new year. 

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If you have 20 minutes to kill, watch the whole thing it's classic. If you only have a few minutes, watch the first five minutes and you will know EXACTLY how I feel.