Sports Update!



Since I have to sit through the most boring MNF game of the season, I figured I'd check in and give ya'll a sports update. That's right, I'm saying Ya'll now.

- J E T S JETS JETS JETS!

- Plax shot himself at LQ. I've been to LQ. You don't need a gun at LQ. Evidence? I've been to LQ.

- What do the Pats and the Market have in common? They are both falling at alarming rates. Oh!!!!

-No need to worry, AFC East is still wide open.

-Speaking of Wes Welker. Holy Crapola....

- Pitt looks like AFC favorites right now. No joke.

- Here's me off the Washington bandwagon since week 1. Here's you, now standing next to me.

- Does that mean the Cowboys have a shot at the playoffs? You bethchya sally baby.

-Baseball Hot Stove! Cooling off quick!

- Denver has a white running back. Awesome.

- Miami isn't going away. Fortunate for us, I don't have food stamps for Miami Kool-Aid.

- Do I really need to address the Thanksgiving day games? Everything was pretty standard.

-Well I guess I can say D-Mac is the starting quarterback the rest of the way. That's a safe bet.

- San Diego is awful. Been saying it for a long time. A coaching change is needed ASAP.

- And again, LDT. Dunzo.

- Ironically, Michael Turner, budding star.

- This MNF game really does suck.

-Hope you all made the playoffs in your fantasy football league. Godspeed.


 

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