A missing 17-year-old girl was found hiding in a closet at a male teacher's home near Chicago after he told police he didn't know where she was — prompting officers to arrest him on a charge he lied to them. Eric Wood, 24, who teaches at Thomas Jefferson Middle School in Waukegan, Ill., was charged only with obstructing justice in the bizarre case surrounding the disappearance of the girl.

Listen. I can't slam Eric Wood. Letting a 17 year old girl in your house to hide out, stupid. But I can't get on my usual soap box and kill him for this. He's 24, she is 17. That's 7 years apart. I plan to do at least double that. Sure she won't be 17 at the time. More like 21. Just because I can't be bothered with having to chalk ID's again. Just can't handle it. When this girl is 21, my man Eric will be 28. When I have my 21 year old, I plan on being at least 41. Say what you want about it, but that's just the way it is. My plan is, by the time my wife starts to really age, I'll be on my way out and won't even notice anyway. It's pretty genius. You should try it. The fact is, when I read the article at first, I thought he was like a nutball with one of his middle schooler students in his closet. That would be bad. This isn't really a big deal. He's just an idiot for hiding her. Give her some cash flow, put her up in a hotel. End of story. Never use a credit card. That's a paper trail. As some of you may or may not notice, I have done this before.

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