Wrestler gives his teammates Herpes.
This is why I never got into wrestling. See, I used to get kicked out of P.E. every year when we did the wrestling unit. I'd be droppin "bos", rockin clothes lines, maybe the occasional leg drop, superplex, and DDT. Apparently, those moves aren't allowed in "real" wrestling. You know what is though? Giving your partner Herpes. That's like the ultimate "Finish Him!". I always liked wrestling. Like, WWF type stuff. But, I never saw the appeal of rolling around on the floor, grabbing and clasping another dude.
Let's not forget, I'm not very experienced sexually now, but in H.S.? Forget it, it's a learn as you go exercise. So, I'm at these wrestling meets watching them, and I'm like "That's my move! I did that to so and so last Saturday!", other times I was all "Oh, that's a good one, I need to try that on suzy this weekend." So from that aspect, I guess wrestling did teach me something. As a rule of thumb though, I don't engage in any activity where I can possibly get an STD from another dude. That's just not my bag baby.
I was going to put a picture up, but I almost threw up in my mouth. Sorry.
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