LAS VEGAS —  The chief executive of Penthouse says the company is looking to buy a casino on the Las Vegas Strip and generate business by tying it to the adult magazine and Web site empire.  Penthouse CEO Marc Bell told the Las Vegas Review-Journal for a report published Sunday the best time to buy is in a down economy.  "We're looking to make a presence, take something and clean it up and fix it up and give it a new image," Bell said. "We think it would be a tremendous draw."

This gives me mixed signals. On the one hand, I think it's a great idea. Think of all you can do at a Penthouse hotel and casino. We can have a whole new form of entertainment. The dealers would be attractive young women, the waitresses would be attract- well pretty much everyone that works there would be attractive young women. But don't you think this will stop many marriages from happening? Think about it. How could you go to a bachelor party in Vegas and NOT stay at the Penthouse hotel. It would be impossible. So people will lie to their wives and fiancees, get caught, and then they'd be dunzo. It's just a way of life my friends. So as fun as this would be, I would hate to see my friends relationships be broken up over a hotel. I guess the smart idea would be MGM advertising they have a shuttle that goes to and from the Penthouse Hotel & Casino. So we stay at the MGM but we spend all our time at the Penthouse. Oh yeah, what would the Penthouse be called in the Penthouse hotel? And I am especially interested to know what THAT room comes with. Someone should tell Marc Bell this isn't Thailand. You can't just sell women or put them in cages in the penthouse, penthouse suites. However, I'm sure Mr. Bell has a package where you can fly in his private jet to Thailand. 

And yes, I know the bunny thing is Playboy. I couldn't post anything Penthouse. You got me?

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