FOX NEWS: STUART, Fla. —  Investigators were searching Saturday for a teenage girl they say stabbed five others during a melee that ensued after a high school football game in southeast Florida.  None of the injuries are life threatening.  The incident occurred near the main entrance of Martin County High School around 9:30 p.m. Friday after a game against rival South Fork High School, Sheriff's spokeswoman Rhonda Irons said.  The girls' wounds were in the leg, shoulder, forearm and hand. One person involved was Tasered by a deputy. The girls stabbed were taken to a hospital.  Another person was bitten by a police dog and one woman was arrested in a series of unrelated fights that involved around 30 people outside the school, Irons said.  Detectives believe that a rivalry existed between those involved in the stabbings. South Fork beat Martin County 35-10 in the annual game nicknamed the "Martin Bowl."

Everyone knows the "Martin Bowl" is winner take all. That means after the game, if you won, you're allowed to slice and dice whoever you want. Sometimes a finger is a better trophy then the actual trophy. Seriously, I don't want to sound like a broken record on this site, but this is why girls make bad fans. Women should stick to Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives. That way, they are all on the same side. If there's a scum bag on the show, the women will stand united against him. If you pit women against each other? Absolute melee. Don't believe me? Look at the view. They supported two different candidates and they almost went to fistacuffs every day. I'm not saying men are so great at the whole sports rooting thing. But we can at least sit around and discuss Yanks/Sox, Cowboys/Giants and Philly/Any other city on the planet. Ok, maybe not that last one. Sure at times we may come to blows, but it's cool. We watch UFC so we know sweet holds. We don't need switch blades and shot guns to get our point across.