Happy Election Day!
Big day here people, big day. Due to the whole "election fever" I figured I would give you a list of rules to follow. Election day can go from important, to really annoying very quickly.
-For the most part, people don't care who or why you're voting. Stop making it public information. Facebook status, AIM profile, or standing on your front lawn with a bull horn. Whatever. If you think you're "helping" your candidate of choice, you're not. Chances are if you're the type of person that actually does that stuff, people don't want to be like you anyways.
-Bumper stickers. Are you really going to ruin your car with one of those pieces of crap? Hats, signs, stickers, buttons, all pretty much a fat joke to me. Unless you're rocking my "McCain Milf" shirt, it's no good. My point is, if it's funny it flies, if it's serious, well that's just silly.
-If you're gung ho for a candidate, I get that. If you want to be public about your love for said candidate, make sure you know his positions on more then just the war and the economy.
-PLease, don't fight. For the love of God, don't fight. These guys are not as different as you may think. So to be frank, if you fight over them, your the jack ass.
-If you must attend one of these "election" parties, go right ahead. Just don't tell me to like it. Oh, and if you're on the east coast, and want to stay until it's over, call in sick tomorrow. It's going to be a while.
-I suggest a drinking game. Pick a guy, drink when a state turns his color. Simple and effective.
-In conclusion, although Philadelphia was the first capital of our nation. If your guy wins, don't tear this place apart celebrating. So if Obama wins by a lot, or wins by a little, keep it real. Remember, we're all Americans. Sometimes we forget that. So I leave you with this video as a reminder.
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