DEADSPIN.com: An investigation is underway in San Fransisco, and no man, woman, or child is safe from its reaches. No sir; not for as long as Mike Singletary is around. The Niners' new coach is determined to find out who told the press about his rather hilarious motivational tactics, which have brought shame and ridicule to himself and his family.

I think we all know by now what he did at halftime a week ago. He dropped his pants in the locker room and said someth- oh who cares, he dropped his pants. Well that got leaked to the media, and Singletary who is kind of a nut job, is on the hunt. Now, I don't know who leaked this but they better respect a trade ASAP. Singletary is pissed, and happens to be one of the hardest hitting players in the history of the NFL. What is he going to do if he finds out who did it? I say, he either pants' him in front of the team, or rips his head off. It could go either way on that one.

Now, we all know I'm not big on gimmick coaching, but dropping your pants in the middle of the locker room? I'd file a grievance with the players association. "I don't play football to see man butt. Can not play with em. Can not win with em. Can not coach with em. Can't do it. I want pants!"