-Mike D'antoni, don't call NY fans A$$ Holes your first week here. Bad idea.

-Philadelphia: Only 76 arrests? I had you pegged for 200 easy.

-Steelers: Everyone loved you last week. You lose to the defending champs, everyone hates you. This means everyone's stupid.

-Colts/Pats: In August this would have been billed the best game of the week. Not even top five.

-Will Detroit or Cinci break in a W this week? No. Gun to my head I said Cinci though.

-Baltimore/Cleveland: Game of the week. Who knew?

-8.5 for the G-men? Take the Giants.

-St. Louis: Have they turned the corner? Probably not. We'll find out this week.

-Speaking of... Kurt Warner welcome back!

-Denver is favored by 1.5 at home against Miami. Since like week 4, Denver has come back to earth, by a lot.

-Manny to the Yankees? Come on, that's just silly.

-Sorry Sox fans. I hear Tex Mex is all but signed with the Angels.

-Would you even want to manage the Brewers? No C.C., no Sheets, and they will trade Prince shortly.

-If someone can figure out Derek Anderson, e-mail me. JimmyFenimore@gmail.com

-Isiah, you tried to off yourself. Admit it so we can move on.

-Is this it for Griffey?

-Cubs want a speedy lead off hitter. Yeah, so does the rest of the league.

-Chris Berman to interview McCain and Obama on MNF. Must see tv!

-Does Portis just dress normal on Halloween?