David Beckham...Super?

E! Online- David and Victoria Beckham are super, to be sure. But Marvel Comics kingpin Stan Lee, who created Spider-Man, Fantastic Four and The Incredible Hulk with artists Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko, says he wants to turn the couple into superheroes (without using gamma rays or radioactive spiders, we presume).
"They're great looking, talented and colorful. Now, here's the exciting part, just imagine how cool they'd be in a humorous, good-natured show that depicts them as, you guessed it—superheroes," Lee told Access Hollywood.
I've always liked Stan Lee. He seemed like a good guy. Appearing in Mallrats, a low budget teen movie. Nice. Now, he's just starting to seem like a greedy, money grubbing bastard. You've got tons of cash dude, cut this crap out. Posh Spice and Becks? Sheesh. Why not a comic book about Derek Jeter, where is super power is bedding beautiful women. Kobe has a similar super power, but it's a little different. If you're going to make a comic book about athletes, there have to be at least 200 people before those two idiots. I think a comic book about the Spice Girls is more interesting. Before the day is out I will think of a comic book for athletes. Maybe even mascots.

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