Sports Update!


- Tony Dungy, not a dead man walking. Should be though.

- Coughlin, Darth B, both on the bottom of the SI players poll of coaches you want to play for. Working hard and Superbowls? Yeah, that sucks.

-The only thing Bud Selig did wrong was not tell Joe Buck so he can tell the fans. Enough already.

-Inside sources tell me C.C. will have to turn down a HUGE deal not be a Yankee.

-NBA season started last night! A lot of tears. A little gay.

-The NHL season starts ... er... started already.

-ESPN: Back on the Favre news bandwagon!

-Do you use a starting pitcher in the 6th inning? Kazmir and Hammels can come back for 7 now.

-Titans are for real. Any team that isn't quarterback intensive and undefeated is dangerous.

- I'm sorry, I know I've said it before but Mike Tomlin really does look like Omar Epps.

-Officer "Sir have you been smoking marijuana in the car today?" Santonio Holmes "Nah man, that smell is from me smoking yesterday, I got some left though. Wanna burn one?"

-If you're Deuce McAllister, it should be okay to take water pills.

-Are Pacman Jones and Ade from 90210 in the same rehab center? I hope so, they would make a sick couple.

-Welcome to the world series Ryan Howard and Evan Longoria.

-Apparently Obama talks trash when he plays basketball. Seriously, Chris Duhon told me so.

- Halloween idea for a girl: Dress up like a real sexy football player. You're a "fantasy football player". That's a stretch but I'm okay with anything "sexy".

- At least 5 marquee football games this weekend. I'll get more into that on the Friday update.
 

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