Swing Parties in Egypt. God Bless America


FOX NEWS: CAIRO, Egypt —  Police arrested an Egyptian couple for allegedly swapping sex partners with other married couples, security officials said.
The officials said the two — a civil servant and his teacher wife — allegedly solicited the other couples over the Internet and invited them to their home. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity Sunday because they were not authorized to talk to the media.
Police are looking for others who participated in the sex parties.
Sex out of wedlock is illegal in Egypt, where the constitution says Islamic law is the main source of legislation.


The woman was a teacher? Does she hail from Florida? You know their teachers are freaks (the good kind).
Good for Egypt. You're telling me they don't want America in the middle east? They are begging us to come in there and knock out these governments. Just last week a woman drove a car in Iran! I thought that was major progress. Now? Swinger parties! They are only 30 years behind us now! You know, swing parties were big in the '70s. If you think about it, women have been driving since the '20's. That's a 50 year jump in a weekend. Well done Middle East.
Before we know it, they will be wearing members only jackets and snorting cocaine off pretty much anything. If they don't got the money, smoking crack. I hope they don't catch up to the early '90's anytime soon though. It's way too hot over there to be rockin khakis and a flannel shirt. God help them if their bold enough to rock a starter pull over jacket in 110 degrees.

 

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