No sex? Consider your dog, pee'd on.
MANITOWOC, Wis. — A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence.
According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog and the floor.
Police said the argument continued, and when the woman's sister stood up in defense the man pushed her into a wall. He then allegedly stormed from the home and punched out a window.
I never thought of this. What a great way to get back at someone. Pee on their dog. Wow. It's so simple. No beer for me? I'll pee on your dog. No rent money? Drip, drip on your dog. Won't sleep with me? All over the dog. Tag the dog. (The rent money guy? He needs Flomax.)
95% of people that own dogs are in love with them. Almost to an irrational fault. I like dogs, I think they're awesome. However, that doesn't make them any less of a dog. So, why not exploit these crazy feelings people have over their dogs, and pee on them.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,444019,00.html

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