Looking into my crystal ball
Yesterday I got a glimpse into my future. I was able to see myself 10, 15, even 20 years down the road. See, Saturday night sucked the life out of me, so nursing a Sunday hangover, I was acting as I would years from now. Laying on the couch for a solid 7 hours watching football and not being able to speak. Grunting was my native tongue for the day. I got up 3 times all day to go to the bathroom. And trust me when I say, I didn't want to move. I was holding it in like a sorority girl at a tailgate. Not only did I age 20 years after a night of partying, but I also had so much red bull I was on the verge of a heart attack for a solid 24 hours. Just more foreshadowing. As I laid there, avoiding any house hold chores and my cardio was flipping the remote between games, I realized this is what I work for. I work for nothing. I want to lay around and do nothing. So sure, these days are off in the future, but they are on the horizon. I'm looking forward to it. And yes ladies, I'm single and ready to mingle.
SERVES YOU RIGHT..................
GUESS WHO?????????????????????????
LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME.................
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