The Fight to end all Fights


NY POST: WHAT a mismatch! Jose Canseco , the juiced-up home run slugger who stands 6-foot-4 and 240 pounds, and Danny Bonaduce, the former "Partridge Family" star who's 5-foot-6 and 165 pounds, have agreed to square off on Jan. 17 as part of a Celebrity Boxing Federation bout. Canseco is swearing to flatten his opponent in the first round, but Bonaduce boasts to Philadelphia Daily News gossip Dan Gross, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall."
For those of you who don't know, Danny Bonaduce fought some clown from the Howard Stern show and destroyed him. He has been trying to get someone else to fight. I know he went after that Bobbit guy. Remember him? His wife chopped off his scum-diddly-umshious. He wasn't getting enough money so he backed out. Basically you need someone that is hungry for some spot light. Jose Canseco to the rescue!
I'm telling you right now, if Vegas opens lines on this and Bonaduce is the underdog in any way, I'm laying a grand down on him. Bonaduce is an absolute nut job. I wouldn't say as crazy as Tyson, but it won't be long before Bonaduce gets all "tatted" up on his face.
Here's the guy he fought from the Stern Show. "Do you ever read your bible?"

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