Have an STD? Still mess around, but send them an E-Card after!

A website based in LA has one purpose. To inform your previous sexual partners that you have an STD, and they should get checked. InSpotLA.org let's you do it with your e-mail or completely anonymously. Nothing says "I loved our time together" like an InSpotLA card.
This is the worst idea of all time. I know me, I know my friends. It won't be long before I start getting drunk, sending out these cards to my pals pretending to be their girlfriends from the 7th grade. Trust me. So now what? They are going to go get tested for every STD under the sun because they got a freaking E-Card? Get lost. Also, what a waste of time. If you get tested on the regular because you work street corners or like to get black out drunk on the weekends, don't you want to know who it is that is sending this to you? Granted, you probably won't remember who they are anyway, but if it's someone from like 4 years ago, you know that you're clean.
The intentions are good, but with immature people like me ruling this world, it will never work. If you find out you have an STD, take care of it the old fashion way. Bubble Gum Medicine and pretend you have mono for a month or two.

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