FOX NEWS: ALTON, Ill. —  It's a different take on belly up to the bar. A 24-year-old female bartender in the Mississippi River community of Alton was charged with misdemeanor lewd entertainment last week after apparently working in the buff. Police arrested Jamie Day last Friday at the Pub Room after someone called to complain.

To the good people of Alton, don't fret. JimmyFenimore.com has got your back. This is an outrage of enormous proportions. How dare you infringe upon the liberties of your citizens? When a bartender wants to strip down to the nude while serving vodka tonics that is her prerogative and her right as an American. Don't be spiteful because you weren't one of the lucky gentlemen at the bar to see the free show. And you know for a fact that the phone call came from a woman. She was probably jealous because the guy she wanted to take home was ordering rounds of shots every five minutes. Speaking of shots, here's some free advice. When you like a bartender always order a lot of shots. You get to spend more time with her. Instead of running around mixing your drink, she has to line up 32 shot glasses in front of you and pour each one individually. This gets you 10 times the face time you would normally get.
Until Jamie Day is released and charges dropped no JimmyFenimore.com reader will visit your town. When she is released, we still probably won't, but it will be off the black list.

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