Breaking down famous athletes and women with math!
Reggie Bush is now injured for a few weeks. Tom Brady, his season is over, and of course Tony Romo has a broken pinky finger. What do they have in common? All dating famous women. Let us use A for Athlete. I will be for Injury. and FC will stand for Famous Chick. With the evidence we have, let us assume that A + FC = I
Upon an injury though, the athlete is rendered obsolete. So let us assume that A + I = (FC)0
After being dumped, we know Romo and Brady will cry, not sure about Bush. So let us then assume that AI=FC.
So if you are an Injured Athlete, you are basically a Famous Chick.
The moral of this equation is take a page out of Jeter's book. Don't go for superstars. Keep it to smoking hot B and C stars. If she is a tv star? Even better. You don't want to get dumped, or care about keeping her. It obviously affects your focus and you end up getting hurt on the field. Then I lose a 5 game parlay and owe way too much money to my booky. Not cool. So use your head. You don't want stupid bloggers calling you a woman do you? I didn't think so.
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