The BEE GEES will save your life. Yes, those Bee Gees

Huffington Post- U.S. doctors have found the Bee Gees 1977 disco anthem "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal beat to follow while performing chest compressions as part of CPR on a heart attack victim. The American Heart Association calls for chest compressions to be given at a rate of 100 per minute in cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR). "Stayin' Alive" almost perfectly matches that, with 103 beats per minute.

Let me say I hate the Huffington Post. That was a load off my chest. This has got to be some sort of joke right? If you play "Rape Me", while being raped, will that make it more enjoyable? Are their good songs to kill to? I mean, I guess this could be real. We all know that if you hook up while listening to "Peaches and Cream" or "Put your Back into it" it makes it fan-freakin-tastic. So this could be legit. If you get turned on more while jamming out to certain songs, why couldn't a song help you "Stay Alive"? Does it have to be the Bee Gees though? I know at least 12 people that would rather die then be brought back to life by a Bee Gees song. Case in point. If I'm on the way out, and I have a choice between the white light and coming back to ABBAs' "Dancing Queen", I'm choosing the white light ten times out of ten.
P.s. Despite scientific evidence, this is not the reason no one has died at a Bar Mitvah.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/16/how-the-beegees-stayin-al_n_135329.html
 

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