Madonna on the Market... or is she?
You may or may not have heard. Madonna is back on the market. Her and Guy split up. This is a giant problem. I hate Madonna. I think her music sucks for the most part, outside of a League of Their Own she sucks in movies. I don't know what Cabala is exactly, but I don't like it. Now, she is going to spend most of her time with MY third basemen and clean up hitter A-Rod. You all know where I stand on this. He should be taking a page out of Jeters book and nailing hot 20 year olds like it ain't no thaaaang. Now, every time he slumps, there will be a picture of Madonna on the back pages. When he is out in central park, there she will be. I don't think I can deal with this. Now, I know every time Madonna has dated an athlete, that guys team won it all while they were dating. If that happens, I will jam out to Like a Virgin for a week straight. I just hope A-Rod knows, there is nothing smart or mystical about Madonna. She can't teach you to hit a curve ball. I can. Keep your shoulder in and stop trying to pull everything idiot.
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