BALDWIN: Pride of Long Island
Page Six: STEPHEN Baldwin has some fighting words for Barack Obama. "[He's] such a cultural terrorist," taunted the born-again kid brother of Alec Baldwin as he challenged the Democratic presidential candidate to a fight. "I think by the time I'm done with him, he'll be a Republican," Baldwin crowed as he sat ringside in a Manhattan gym with pal Michael Lohan, who's training for a charity fight. As for going a few rounds with Sarah Palin, Baldwin scoffed, "Oh, I wouldn't fight the Barracuda Bear, c'mon. You see her shoot that gun the other day? C'mon!" You have to love the Baldwin clan. Sure, their time in the sun is almost done, but they are hilarious. Older brother Alec is left wing lunatic, Stephen is a Right wing head case. I love it! The Baldwin gang are Long Island natives, which explains a lot. Us Long Islanders have the tough New York attitude, but then we get to add on a yuppie cocky tone. So we can yell and talk down to you at the same time. I would love to see a political debate between those two. "George W. Bush eats babies" Alec proclaims. "Yeah? Well if Jesus was walking the earth today, Obama would water board him!" responded Stephen. I think FX would so book this.
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