Too Fat to Die
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- The Ohio Supreme Court and a federal appeals court have rejected arguments that a death row inmate is too fat to die by lethal injection.This dude is 5'7 265. Not bad. The argument was he's so fat they wouldn't be able to find a vein to inject the concoction. Not bad sir. If there is something I like, it's thinking outside the box. Unfortunately it didn't work. However, imagine if it did? If I was on death row I would eat myself into a coma. This plan is full proof. I'd be so gross that no dudes would want me to drop the soap, I could get off work duty, and I wouldn't have to be killed by the state. Too bad it didn't pass. Then again, they would probably just kill me via firing squat. Little do they know, that's how I want to go out anyway. Just like Butch and Sundance.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/09/toofat.execution.appeal.ap/index.html
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