LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Hugh Hefner is down a girlfriend. Hefner and Holly Madison, one of E!'s "The Girls Next Door," are no longer dating. Hefner said he's been "down in the dumps" about the split.
On top of this, Kendra is apparently seeing Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. What's going on Hef? Holly basically pulled the old "Marry me, knock me up, or I'm gone." Holly, you're hot. But nobody puts Hef in a corner. Sure he seems upset, but let's be honest, he just imported twins into the mansion. Now that he's 82 years old, the question that has plagued generations of men finally isn't a one sided answer. "Would you rather live the rest of your life, or the rest of Hugh Hefner's?" Yesterday, I would chose my life. Now that I know about the twins? Forgetaboutit. Before the month is out, Hef will have twins as his girlfriends. Straight pimp. Just when you think his legend can't grow anymore, he pulls the rabbit out of the hat. I don't think Hef should be president, but he certainly has a role in my cabinet any day.