Be good to your stove; it can fight back
"SEKIU, Wash. - A woman said she was shot in the leg by her stove. Cory Davis told the Peninsula Daily News she had just stoked her cast-iron heating stove Sunday when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf. Davis said a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove."
I hate when that happens. Losing bullets, maybe they rattle around the stove and when it gets too hot, blam. I'm taking buck shot out of my calves. It's really annoying. I love how matter of fact this chick is. She later goes on to say she had removed metal fragments herself. Obviously this has happened before. She's a pro.
This is a great idea though. Being a member of the criminal underworld I know many things. One being when you get treated for a bullet wound, cops are notified. So, instead of going to some shady doc in a back alley, say your stove shot you. They can't prove otherwise. Booyaa. In fact, if this lady wasn't from Sekiu, I would think she was being shady about this. But she is from Sekiu, and I have a feeling this isn't big news up there.
Do you even know what cast-iron means Jimmy? It's a way of manufacturing something, the cast-iron is liek a type of mold that the metal will sit in whiel ti is waiting for it to drym, and the inside be hollowed out of course. Of course, i didn't pay attention much in this class so I can have no clue what I'm talking about....... but I am pretty sure i'm right.
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Thanks for that information. Something I will never use in my entire life.
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