New York. We have a problem.
I was reading the Post today and saw some dude driving around the tri-state area with a missile. Granted the missile is fake, but it got me thinking. Some quack is driving around with an open trailer. On the trailer is a very life like missile, only painted on it is the "Viva Viagra" logo. To cover my ass I need to tell you, Viagra is in no way associated with this dork. This guy has driven through the midtown and the Lincoln tunnels. He has only been stopped twice. Twice! Just so we all understand this. If someone put a bomb in a suitcase we will totally find it. But if someone drove around with a missile for everyone to see, only paints the logo for a boner pill on it, he's cool? Let me take off my super genius hat for a minute and put on my evil genius beret. If I were a terrorist, I would simply get a missile, paint Cialis on the side (don't want to cramp this guys style), and launch it from the top of the Empire State building. That's a statement. Seriously, this nut said cops would wave at him, point and laugh, etc. He also said when he was stopped all they checked was his license, they didn't even look at the missile. I have always said, the best place to hide is in plain sight. I just hope the terrorists don't pop a boner pill before blowing themselves up. You know, for the 71 virgins and all.http://www.nypost.com/seven/10082008/news/regionalnews/missile_blowers_132641.htm
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