People I suspect of being Al Qaeda
Over the past few days Al Qaeda popped up. I started speculating who may be a secret member of Al Qaeda.
Disclaimer: This list in no way has actual facts to back up my theory. It's all in good fun, so take it easy.
Mohinder from Heroes
For you Heroes fans out there I'm sorry. I know he's a big favorite among you guys. This has nothing to do the fact that he is of middle eastern descent. Does the word bio terrorism mean anything to you? In the last episode he injects himself with some concoction he cooked up making him super strong. The last guy to try something like that was Hitler. Coincidence? Maybe.
O.J. Simpson
He hates blond, white women. Enough said.
Barack Hussein Obama
Let me paint a picture for you. Imagine if he wasn't famous or a senator. If he tried to board a plane with that name, your telling me he wouldn't be "spot checked"?
Dick Cheney
Likes: Shooting people and invading other countries.
Dislikes: I'm not sure what he dislikes, but the likes are enough of an indictment for me.
Eric Cartmen
Maybe the only person on the planet that dislikes jews more then Al Qaeda.
The Ultimate Warrior
I have no reason to think he's Al Qaeda. I just want him to be relevant again.
Justin Long
He just kind of looks like John Walker Lindh. Remember him? He was the American fighting along side the Taliban.
Fidel Castro
Put aside his hatred for America. Looks aren't every thing, they're the only thing.
Jason Giambi
If it were allowed in the Yankees club house, we all know that mustache would be a full beard.
Disclaimer: This list in no way has actual facts to back up my theory. It's all in good fun, so take it easy.
Mohinder from Heroes
For you Heroes fans out there I'm sorry. I know he's a big favorite among you guys. This has nothing to do the fact that he is of middle eastern descent. Does the word bio terrorism mean anything to you? In the last episode he injects himself with some concoction he cooked up making him super strong. The last guy to try something like that was Hitler. Coincidence? Maybe.O.J. Simpson
He hates blond, white women. Enough said.Barack Hussein Obama
Let me paint a picture for you. Imagine if he wasn't famous or a senator. If he tried to board a plane with that name, your telling me he wouldn't be "spot checked"?Dick Cheney
Likes: Shooting people and invading other countries.
Dislikes: I'm not sure what he dislikes, but the likes are enough of an indictment for me.
Eric Cartmen
Maybe the only person on the planet that dislikes jews more then Al Qaeda. The Ultimate Warrior
I have no reason to think he's Al Qaeda. I just want him to be relevant again.Justin Long
He just kind of looks like John Walker Lindh. Remember him? He was the American fighting along side the Taliban.
Fidel Castro
Put aside his hatred for America. Looks aren't every thing, they're the only thing.Jason Giambi
If it were allowed in the Yankees club house, we all know that mustache would be a full beard.
Jimmy, what the f? where's my follow up post on this??
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Sorry about that P. Dawg.
Here is your Al Qaeda suspect...
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That's what he gets for posting a comment pretending to be my dead dog.
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HAHA. I LOVE IT!!!
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