Matt Millen Fired!
The Detroit Lions General Manager Matt Millen has been fired, or resigned. Nobody knows. But he's out. This isn't worth a blog because he should have been fired like 5 years ago. This got me thinking, who else was horrible at their job but were never fired.
Paris Hilton: Job Unspecified

I don't know what she does, but she should have been fired a long time ago.
Al Queda Public Relations Director

Sure there is good reason people hate Al Queda. But they have funny little hats and cute little beards. Great PR people have had less to work with and they've gotten people elected to the senate. This guy looks a lot like- nahhh.
Mark Burnett: Reality TV Guru

Burnett has created the most popular reality tv shows. I know a lot of you like reality TV and it is a wild success. I hate it and at first wanted it to die a slow death. Now I just want it's throat slit. Except for the bunny ranch show on HBO. That can stay.
Bill Gates

Actually, I don't think he should be booted from microsoft. I just wanted to bring up the fact that if you haven't seen those new commercials, you must. No matter how much money you have, it doesn't matter. A dork, is a dork, is a dork.
Bud Selig: Commissioner of baseball

No Yankees in the playoffs? Bye Bye Bud.
Any current Lion drafted by Matt Millen: Yes you too Megatron

Paris Hilton: Job Unspecified

I don't know what she does, but she should have been fired a long time ago.
Al Queda Public Relations Director

Sure there is good reason people hate Al Queda. But they have funny little hats and cute little beards. Great PR people have had less to work with and they've gotten people elected to the senate. This guy looks a lot like- nahhh.
Mark Burnett: Reality TV Guru

Burnett has created the most popular reality tv shows. I know a lot of you like reality TV and it is a wild success. I hate it and at first wanted it to die a slow death. Now I just want it's throat slit. Except for the bunny ranch show on HBO. That can stay.
Bill Gates

Actually, I don't think he should be booted from microsoft. I just wanted to bring up the fact that if you haven't seen those new commercials, you must. No matter how much money you have, it doesn't matter. A dork, is a dork, is a dork.
Bud Selig: Commissioner of baseball

No Yankees in the playoffs? Bye Bye Bud.
Any current Lion drafted by Matt Millen: Yes you too Megatron


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