You hate women? You could make more money!
A reader sent me this article from Science Daily. ScienceDaily (Sep. 22, 2008) — When it comes to sex roles in society, what you think may affect what you earn. A new study has found that men who believe in traditional roles for women earn more money than men who don't, and women with more egalitarian views don't make much more than women with a more traditional outlook.
I was racking my brain to come up with a real reason why this is. Then it just hit me. It was so simple. I think we can all assume that people that make big bucks are kind of jerk offs. For the most part anyway. Well, a jerk off would tell a woman to stay home all day and not work. Listen, raising kids and cleaning, and cooking and running a house. I pray I have a wife that wants to do that, cause I sure as hell don't. But let's say she's tired one day and starts riffling through your stuff instead of cooking you a tuna casserole. You're screwed. So not only are you a jerk off, but your a moron too. Now she found the bill from that shady "massage parlor" you go to and despite what Johnny Drama says, it is cheating. She takes half your stuff, invests in a company, and before you know it she is CEO of a fortune 500 company because you wouldn't let her get a job. Well done jerk off.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/09/080922090801.htm
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