Time Out
I was doing a little surfing this morning (Channel surfing, not Point Break surfing) and stumbled upon Saved by the Bell. OK, so I knew it was on and didn't come across it by chance. For the fans out there you know all about Zach Morris. If you don't, he has the ability to call "time out" where everyone freezes and he talks to the camera. This has come in handy on more then one occasion. I remember one time he was able to dodge a punch with the time out. This has to be the greatest ability ever. Think about it. You're at a bar meeting some coed, call a time out. Look through her text messages. Is there a guy she is interested in? Maybe a crazy ex boyfriend? Check out her bag, maybe she has something in there that she is interested in. Boom! Advantage you. If you are really motivated maybe swab some areas and make sure she doesn't have an STD. That's a long time out, but this is your health we're talking about here. Ladies, I didn't forget about you. In fact I recommend you do more investigation. Does this dude your talking to carry an extra large condom in his pocket, however in his wallet it's "for the modest man"? Does he claim to be an investment banker? Check his phone, if it's all e-mails about fantasy football and pointless pop culture he is probably a useless blogger. And of course if he has blackberry check his browser. If JimmyFenimore.com comes up in recently viewed sites...run. It doesn't only work with the bar rendevous either. Say your boss wanted you to do something for the Tuesday morning meeting. Stay late on a Monday night and miss football? GFY pal. So as everyone files into the meeting call a time out, get it done, and your golden. It's kind of like those twix commercials on steroids. An aside regarding this cutting edge issue. This just shows what a classy guy Zach Morris was. 99% of guys would have called a time out and went into the Bayside girls locker room to get a peek at Kelly. No doubt about it.
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