This day is AWESOME
Megan Fox is into chicks but the fun way. The way that I still have a shot to get in the middle of Megan Fox and a player to be named later. According to TMZ Fox once was in love with a Russian stripper. It's OK Meg, we've all been there. Famous or not, we all fall in love with a stripper. Maybe promise her we can "get her out the biz." We say that not knowing they make more money in a month then we make in a year. I digress. This is the best part. Megan Fox then said "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands." Olivia Wilde?! I have been in love with her forever. This is like Kriss Kross getting back together. That is how dominant those two would be together. She said strangle a mountain ox due to Wilde's sexiness? We all know that's serious. It goes club a baby seal, harpoon a ma hi ma hi, strangle a mountain ox, and wrestle a gator into submission. Now if I can only find out who she would wrestle a gator for...
Just think. A Jimmy sandwich with Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde is actually possible!
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