Lohan, Officially off the market?

There was a story in the Post that was a little off. "First there were the matching tattoos, then the public declarations of love and now it seems Lindsay Lohan will marry her lesbian lover. " I don't know if I should be happy or sad. A part of me always wanted a crack at a famous ginger. Lohan totally made the cut. Has she officially sworn off men? I don't think so. Although her girlfriend looks like she totally dominates her, Lindsay craves someone who is able to throw her around and have their way with her. Part of me thinks this is Heche/Ellen 2008. A giant publicity stunt to keep her relevant before she shoots Herbie 2:Unleaded. As a side note, getting some great e-mails. Help me out, write your name and where you are from so I can give you credit for the find. JimmyFenimore@gmail.com
 

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